If you want to get laid, crawl up a chickens ass and wait!
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If you want to get laid, crawl up a chickens ass and wait!
If you took an IQ test, the results would be negative
If your brain was chocolate it wouldnt fill an M&M.
Ill hit you so hard by the time you come down, youll need a passport and a plane ticket back!
Ill hit you so hard you ll have to take off your shoes to shit!
Ill hit you so hard youll have to unzip your pants to say hi!
Ill hit you so hard your kids will be born dizzy!
Ill never forget the first time we met — although, Ill keep trying.
Ill never forget the first time we met – although Ill keep trying.
Ill hit you so hard your wife will fall!