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Author Archives: kenneth
We Heard That When You Ra…
We heard that when you ran away from home your folks sent you a note saying, “Do not come home and all will be forgiven”.
Well Ill See You In My Dr…
Well Ill see you in my dreams – if I eat too much.
Well, Ill See You In My D…
Well, Ill see you in my dreams — if I eat too much.
Well, They Do Say Opposit…
Well, they do say opposites attact…so I sincerely hope you meet somebody who is attractive, honest, intelligent, and cultured.
Whatever Anyone Says To Y…
Whatever anyone says to you goes in one ear and out the other because nothing is blocking traffic.
Whatever Is Eating You –…
Whatever is eating you — must be suffering horribly.
When You Die, Id Like To …
When you die, Id like to go to your funeral, but Ill probably have to go to work that day. I believe in business before pleasure.
When People Cut Their Fin…
When people cut their fingers you cry over it just so that you can get salt in the wound.
When I Want Your Opinion,…
When I want your opinion, Ill beat it out of you.