Yo mommas so fat she walked in front of the tv and I missed 3 commercials.
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Yo mommas so fat she walked in front of the tv and I missed 3 commercials.
Yo mommas so fat she sat on a quarter and squeezed a booger out of George Washingtons nose.
Yo mommas so fat shes on both sides of the family.
Yo mommas so fat that when she puts on a black shirt and jumpes in the ocean, everyone thinks theres an oil spill.
Yo mommas so fat the back of her neck looks like a pack of hotdogs.
Yo mommas so fat when she farts its almost like a volcanic eruption.
Yo mommas so fat when she gets on the bus she sits next to everyone!
Yo mommas so old wen i squeesed her tits creem cheese came out.
Yo mommas so old she was still alive when the dead sea was just sick.
Yo mommas so old she makes yoda jellis!