You are down to earth, but not quite far down enough.
You Are Down To Earth, Bu…
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You are down to earth, but not quite far down enough.
You are living proof of reincarnation. No one could possibly get to be so stupid in just one lifetime.
You are proof that God has a sense of humor.
You are pretty as a picture and wed love to hang you.
You are not the worst person in the world, but until one worse comes along, youll do.
You are not as bad as people say — you are worse!
You are master in your own house — the doghouse!
You are so boring that you cant even entertain a doubt.
You are so dishonest that I cant even be sure that what you tell me are lies!
You are so fat that I hear you were arrested three times for jay-walking when all the time you were just standing on the corner waiting for the light to change.