You are so two-faced that any woman who married you would be married to a bigamist.
You Are So Two-faced That…
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You are so two-faced that any woman who married you would be married to a bigamist.
You are the answer to my prayer!! I prayed to find out if things could get worse!!
You cant fix stupid
You better hide, the garbage collector is coming!
You Asked For My Number I Said. 1-800 Dream On !!
You are the only person Ive ever met whose mind is filthy and sterile at the same time!
You are the kind of person who, when one first meets you, one doesnt like you. But when one gets to know you better, one hates you.We know that romance brings out the beast in you — the jackass.
You could make a fortune helping people loose weight, one look at you and they loose their appitite!
You dont believe in being artificial. You want people to hate you for yourself.
You find a porn movie in your sons room.