Youre so ugly they know what time you were born, because your face stopped the clock!
Youre So Ugly They Know W…
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Youre so ugly they know what time you were born, because your face stopped the clock!
Youre so ugly when you walk into a bank, they turn the cameras off!
Youre so ugly youd make a train take a dirt road!
Youre so ugly you could be the poster child for abortion/birth control!
Youre so ugly when you were born, your mother saw the afterbirth and said “Twins!”
Youre so ugly when you were born the doctor slapped your mother!
Youre so ugly your face is closed on weekends!
Youre very smart. You have brains you never used.
Youre so ugly, if you stuck your head out the window, theyd arrest you for mooning!
Youre the best at all you do — and all you do is make people hate you.