I admire you because Ive never had the courage it takes to be a liar, a thief, and a cheat.
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I Admire Your Because Ive…
I admire your because Ive never had the courage it takes to be a liar, a thief and a cheat.
I Dont Hold Your Behavior…
I dont hold your behavior against you because I realize it was caused by childhood trauma; your parents spanked you when you fell on your head and broke the cement.
I Feel Sorry For You Beca…
I feel sorry for you because you are so homely, but I feel even sorrier for other people because they have to look at you.
I Hear You Are Being Acce…
I hear you are being accepted into an exclusive club because they need someone to snub.
I Married Your Mother Bec…
I married your mother because I wanted children, imagine my disappointment when you came along.
I Think Mother Nature Rea…
I think Mother Nature really hates you because you remind her so much of all her mistakes!
If I Ever Need A Brain Tr…
If I ever need a brain transplant, Id choose yours because Id want a brain that had never been used.
Im Very Careful Of How I …
Im very careful of how I express my opinions of you because I want to put as much vituperation in them as possible.
They Call It Pms Because …
They call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.