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All Of Your Ancestors Mus…

All of your ancestors must number in the millions; its hard to believe thatmany people are to blame for producing you.

All of your ancestors must number in the millions; its hard to believe that many people are to blame for producing you.

Believe me, I dont want to make a monkey out of you. Why should I take all the credit?

I believe in respect for the dead; in fact, I could only respect you if you WERE dead.

I believe in respect for the dead; in fact I could only respect you if you WERE dead.

I cant believe that out of 100,000 sperm, you were the quickest!

Its impossible to believe that the sperm that created this child beat out 1,000,000 others.

When you die, Id like to go to your funeral, but Ill probably have to go to work that day. I believe in business before pleasure.

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You dont believe in being artificial. You want people to hate you for yourself.

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You make me believe in reincarnation. Nobody can be as stupid as you in one lifetime.