All of your girlfriends kiss you with their eyes closed. Considering your face, thats the only way they could.
Tag Archives: could
He Emits An Air Of Overwh…
He emits an air of overwhelming vanity combined with some unspecific nastiness, like a black widow spider in heat. But nobody seems to notice. He could be reciting Foxs Book of Martyrs in Finnish and these people would be rolling out of their seats.
He Is The Kind Of A Man T…
He is the kind of a man that you could use as a blueprint to build an idiot.
Heard Your Family Went To…
Heard your family went to a restaurant where they serve crabs just so they could bring you along.
I Believe In Respect For …
I believe in respect for the dead; in fact, I could only respect you if you WERE dead.
I Believe In Respect For …
I believe in respect for the dead; in fact I could only respect you if you WERE dead.
I Could Make A Monkey Out…
I could make a monkey out of you, but why should I take all the credit?
If Assholes Could Fly, Th…
If assholes could fly, this place would be an airport
If I Had Change For A Buc…
If I had change for a buck, I could have been your dad!
Shes So Ugly She Could Sc…
Shes so ugly she could scare the moss off a rock!