Heard your family went to a restaurant where they serve crabs just so they could bring you along.
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Hey, I Heard You Went To …
Hey, I heard you went to the butcher and asked for 10 cents worth of dog meat and he asked you if you wanted it wrapped or if you would eat it on the spot.
I Heard That You Were Bor…
I heard that you were born, your father threw rocks at the stork.
I Heard That You Were A L…
I heard that you were a Ladykiller. They take one look at you and die of shock.
I Heard That You Went To …
I heard that you went to the haunted house and they offered you a job.
I Heard That You Changed …
I heard that you changed your mind. So, what did you do with the diaper?
I Heard That They Tried T…
I heard that they tried to take an X-ray picture of your jaw, but all they got was a moving picture.
I Heard You Got A Brain T…
I heard you got a brain transplant and the brain rejected you!
I Heard You Went To See T…
I heard you went to see the doctor and told him that you wanted a little wart removed; so he had you thrown out of his office.
I Heard You Went To Have …
I heard you went to have your head examined, but the doctors found nothing there.