Yo momma like the Stay Puffed Marshmallow Man: Everybody gets a piece.
Yo Momma Like The Stay Pu…
Leave a reply
Tag Archives: momma
Yo Momma So Poor She Was …
Yo momma so poor she was kickin a can, and said she was “moving!”
Yo Momma So Nasty When Yo…
Yo momma so nasty when your daddy ate her pussy he got food poisoning.
Yo Momma So Generous That…
Yo momma so generous that she would give all her money to a bum.
Yo Momma Pussy So Dry The…
Yo momma pussy so dry the crabs carry canteens.
Yo Momma Pubic Hair Is So…
Yo momma pubic hair is so nappy the crabs ride dune buggies.
Yo Momma So Stinky She Ca…
Yo momma so stinky she can knock a buzzard off a shit wagon!
Yo Momma So Small She Got…
Yo momma so small she gotta hang glide on a Dorito.
Yo Momma So Short She Tri…
Yo momma so short she trips on spit.
Yo Momma So Pretty That I…
Yo momma so pretty that I would love to fuck her in the ass without lube.