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I Bet Your Mother Has A L…

I bet your mother has a loud bark!

I hear that when your mother first saw you, she decided to leave you on the front steps of a police station while she turned herself in.

I hear that when your mother first saw you she decided to leave you on the front steps of a police station while she turned herself in.

I hear that when you were a child your mother wanted to hire someone to take care of you, but the Mafia wanted too much.

I hear that when you were a child your mother wanted to hire someone to take care of you but the Mafia wanted too much.

I married your mother because I wanted children, imagine my disappointment when you came along.

I think Mother Nature really hates you because you remind her so much of all her mistakes!

If you ever become a mother, can I have one of the puppies?

You got a face only a mother could love…unfortunately she too hates it!

You have a face only a mother could love — and she hates it!