All of your girlfriends kiss you with their eyes closed. Considering your face, thats the only way they could.
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By The Way, The Zoo Calle…
By the way, the zoo called, the babboons want their buts backs so youll have to find a new face.
Folk Clap When They See Y…
Folk clap when they see you…but they clap their hands over their eyes.
He Emits An Air Of Overwh…
He emits an air of overwhelming vanity combined with some unspecific nastiness, like a black widow spider in heat. But nobody seems to notice. He could be reciting Foxs Book of Martyrs in Finnish and these people would be rolling out of their seats.
People Clap When They See…
People clap when they see you — their hands over their eyes or ears.
When People Cut Their Fin…
When people cut their fingers you cry over it just so that you can get salt in the wound.
Yo Momma Like A Refrigera…
Yo momma like a refrigerator: Everyone puts their meat in!
You Could Make A Fortune …
You could make a fortune helping people loose weight, one look at you and they loose their appitite!
Youre A Good Example Of W…
Youre a good example of why some animals eat their young.