Tag Archives: would

I Would Ask You How Old Y…

I would ask you how old you are but I know you cant count that high.

I Would Like The Pleasure…

I would like the pleasure of your company but it only gives me displeasure.

I Would Have Been Your Da…

I would have been your dad, but the guy in front of me had exact change.

I Would Say That You Are …

I would say that you are barking up the wrong tree, but that is your natural voice.

I Would Not Allow This St…

I would not allow this student to breed.

I Would Like The Pleasure…

I would like the pleasure of your company, but it only gives me displeasure.

If Assholes Could Fly, Th…

If assholes could fly, this place would be an airport

If I Wanted A Bitch…..i…

If I wanted a bitch…..I would have bought a DOG!!!

If I Told You That I Have…

If I told you that I have a piece of dirt in my eye, would you move?

If I Would Like To Hear F…

If I would like to hear from an asshole, I?d fart!