I Dont Think You Are A Fo…

I dont think you are a fool. But then, whats my own humble opinion against thousands of others?

I Fart To Make You Smell …

I fart to make you smell better.

I feel sorry for you because you are so homely, but I feel even sorrier for other people because they have to look at you.

I hear that when you were a child your mother wanted to hire someone to take care of you but the Mafia wanted too much.

I hear that when you were a child your mother wanted to hire someone to take care of you, but the Mafia wanted too much.

I hear that when your mother first saw you she decided to leave you on the front steps of a police station while she turned herself in.

I hear that when your mother first saw you, she decided to leave you on the front steps of a police station while she turned herself in.

I hear the only place youre ever invited is outside.

I hear you are a real humanitarian. You have kept three or four detectives working regularly.

I hear you are an officer. Your rank is — just plain rank!