I Heard That You Were A L…

I heard that you were a Ladykiller. They take one look at you and die of shock.

I Heard That You Were Bor…

I heard that you were born, your father threw rocks at the stork.

I heard you got a brain transplant and the brain rejected you!

I heard you have hair on your chest, and that`s not your only resemblance to Rin Tin Tin.

I heard you went to have your head examined but the doctors found nothing there.

I heard you went to have your head examined, but the doctors found nothing there.

I heard you went to see the doctor and told him that you wanted a little wart removed; so he had you thrown out of his office.

I heard you were so cool that you began teaching remedial classes at Cucumber college.

I hope you never get a tetanus shot; maybe youll windup with lockjaw.

I knew right away that Rock Hudson was gay when he did not fall in love with me.