I Know One Should Judge A…

I know one should judge a man by what he really is instead of by appearances, but you are REALLY ugly.

I Know What Sign You Were…

I know what sign you were born under…RED LIGHT DISTRICT

I Know You Are Nobodys Fo…

I know you are nobodys fool but maybe someone will adopt you.

I Know You Are Nobodys Fo…

I know you are nobodys fool, but maybe someone will adopt you.

I Look Into Your Eyes And…

I look into your eyes and get the feeling someone else is driving.

I Married Your Mother Bec…

I married your mother because I wanted children, imagine my disappointment when you came along.

I May Be Fat But You?re U…

I may be fat but you?re ugly, and I can lose weight.

I Never Forget A Face, Bu…

I never forget a face, but in your case Ill make an exception.

I Reprimanded My Brother …

I reprimanded my brother for mimicking you. I told him not to act like a fool.

I See The Wheel Is Spinni…

I see the wheel is spinning, but the hamster looks dead.