Category Archives: Insults

I Hear You Are Being Acce…

I hear you are being accepted into an exclusive club because they need someone to snub.

I Hear You Were Born On A…

I hear you were born on April 2; a day too late!

I Hear You Were Born On A…

I hear you were born on a farm. Any more in the litter?

I Hear You Pick Your Frie…

I hear you pick your friends — to pieces!!

I Hear You Changed Your M…

I hear you changed your mind! What did you do with the diaper?

I Hear You Are Very Kind …

I hear you are very kind to animals, so please give that face back to the gorilla.

I Heard That You Changed …

I heard that you changed your mind. So, what did you do with the diaper?

I Heard That They Tried T…

I heard that they tried to take an X-ray picture of your jaw, but all they got was a moving picture.

I Heard That You Were Bor…

I heard that you were born, your father threw rocks at the stork.

I Heard That You Were A L…

I heard that you were a Ladykiller. They take one look at you and die of shock.