Category Archives: Insults

I Heard That You Went To …

I heard that you went to the haunted house and they offered you a job.

I heard you went to see the doctor and told him that you wanted a little wart removed; so he had you thrown out of his office.

I heard you went to have your head examined, but the doctors found nothing there.

I heard you went to have your head examined but the doctors found nothing there.

I heard you have hair on your chest, and that`s not your only resemblance to Rin Tin Tin.

I heard you got a brain transplant and the brain rejected you!

I know what sign you were born under…RED LIGHT DISTRICT

I know one should judge a man by what he really is instead of by appearances, but you are REALLY ugly.

I knew right away that Rock Hudson was gay when he did not fall in love with me.

I hope you never get a tetanus shot; maybe youll windup with lockjaw.