Category Archives: Insults

I Heard You Were So Cool …

I heard you were so cool that you began teaching remedial classes at Cucumber college.

I May Be Fat But You?re U…

I may be fat but you?re ugly, and I can lose weight.

I Married Your Mother Bec…

I married your mother because I wanted children, imagine my disappointment when you came along.

I Look Into Your Eyes And…

I look into your eyes and get the feeling someone else is driving.

I Know You Are Nobodys Fo…

I know you are nobodys fool, but maybe someone will adopt you.

I Know You Are Nobodys Fo…

I know you are nobodys fool but maybe someone will adopt you.

I Think You Should Live F…

I think you should live for the moment. But after that I doubt Ill think so.

I Think Mother Nature Rea…

I think Mother Nature really hates you because you remind her so much of all her mistakes!

I See The Wheel Is Spinni…

I see the wheel is spinning, but the hamster looks dead.

I Reprimanded My Brother …

I reprimanded my brother for mimicking you. I told him not to act like a fool.