Category Archives: Insults

I Never Forget A Face, Bu…

I never forget a face, but in your case Ill make an exception.

I Want To Reach Your Mind…

I want to reach your mind – where is it currently located?

I Used To Think That You …

I used to think that you were a big pain in the neck. Now I have a much lower opinion of you.

I Thought Of You All Day …

I thought of you all day today. I was at the zoo.

I Thought Of You All Day …

I thought of you all day today when I was at the zoo.

I Think You Should Live F…

I think you should live for the moment. But after that, I doubt Ill think so.

I Would Ask You How Old Y…

I would ask you how old you are but I know you cant count that high.

I Wonder If Youd Drive An…

I Wonder if Youd Drive Any Better if that CAR PHONE was UP YOUR BUTT

I Wish You Were All Here….

I wish you were all here. I dont like to think there is more!

I Wish Id Known You When …

I wish Id known you when you were alive.