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Category Archives: Insults
If You Ever Become A Moth…
If you ever become a mother, can I have one of the puppies?
If You Stand Close Enough…
If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the ocean.
If You Had Another Brain,…
If you had another brain, it would be lonely.
If You Ever Tax Your Brai…
If you ever tax your brain, dont charge more than a penny.
If You Ever Had A Bright …
If you ever had a bright idea, it would be beginners luck!
If You Were Twice As Smar…
If you were twice as smart, youd still be stupid.
If You Were My Dog, Id Sh…
If you were my dog, Id shave your butt and teach you to walk backwards.
If You Were A Swine, You …
If you were a swine, you would be what you are now!
If You Want To Get Laid, …
If you want to get laid, crawl up a chickens ass and wait!