Yo momma is like a vacuum cleaner she suck she blows and she gets laid in the closet
Yo Momma Is Like A Vacuum…
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Yo Momma Like A Catsup Bo…
Yo momma like a catsup bottle: Everyone gets a squeeze out of her!
Yo Momma Like A Bus: Guys…
Yo momma like a bus: Guys climb on and off her all day long.
Yo Momma Like A Bus: Fift…
Yo momma like a bus: Fifty cents and shes ready to ride!
Yo Momma Like A Bubble Gu…
Yo momma like a bubble gum machine: 25 cents a blow.
Yo Momma Like A Christmas…
Yo momma like a Christmas tree: Everybody hangs balls on her.
Yo Momma Like A Race Car:…
Yo momma like a race car: Shes always burning rubber.
Yo Momma Like A Golf Cour…
Yo momma like a golf course: Everyone gets a hole in one!
Yo Momma Like A Goalie: C…
Yo momma like a goalie: Changes pads after three periods.
Yo Momma Like A Door Knob…
Yo momma like a door knob: Everyone gets a turn.