You may be a beauiful person on the inside, too bad you were born on the outside!
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You may be a beauiful person on the inside, too bad you were born on the outside!
You say you are a West Pointer, but you look like an Irish Setter.
You say that you are always bright and early. Well, OK!! We know you are early.
You remind me of the ocean — you make me sick.
You remind me of Moses. Every time you open your mouth, the bull rushes.
You never strike out blindly; you fail in the light.
You should toss out more of your funny remarks; thats all theyre good for.
You should shower so the firemen dont chase you with a hose every day
You should learn from your parents mistakes – try using some birth control.
You should have been born in the Dark Ages; you look terrible in the light.