Youre so fat if you got your shoes shined, youd have to take his word for it!
Youre So Fat If You Got Y…
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Youre So Fat The Last Tim…
Youre so fat the last time you saw 90210 was on a scale
Youre So Fat If You Weigh…
Youre so fat if you weighed five more pounds, you could get group insurance!
Youre So Short That When …
Youre so short that when you sit down on the sidewalk your feet dangle…!!
Youre So Fat You Get Clot…
Youre so fat you get clothes in three sizes: extra large, jumbo, and oh-my-god-its-coming-towards-us!
Youre So Fat When You Sit…
Youre so fat when you sit around the house, you sit AROUND the HOUSE
Youre So Ugly If You Join…
Youre so ugly if you joined an ugly contest, theyd say “Sorry, no professionals!”
Youre So Ugly If My Dog L…
Youre so ugly if my dog looked like you, Id shave its ass and teach it to walk backwards!
Youre So Skinny, That You…
Youre so skinny, that you use a bandaid as a maxi-pad.
Youre So Ugly When You Wa…
Youre so ugly when you walk into a bank, they turn the cameras off!